Things to do in Tights on New Year's Eve

According to today's Daily Telegraph newspaper

"Four in 10 adults will refuse to celebrate the end of 2012 and the start of 2013 -10 per cent more than last year. Instead, they will shun the parties and jump into bed at their normal time, with many blaming finances for their cheap night in.  Seven in 10 of these, 68 per cent, will have a drink between the sheets with the most popular being brandy, whisky and champagne."

What are you drinking in bed

Well what can you do New Year's Eve, other than go to bed, and why should you do it in tights?

Reasons for wearing tights on New Year's Eve

• To add a bit of warmth to your legs

• To make your legs look better - no pasty white winter legs on display

• To complete your outfit

• To stop your shoes from rubbing against your feet.

So things to do

1. Have friends round to party

Put tights on to make your legs look their best especially if you have guys around.

2. Go out clubbing

Who dropped the fag packet?

Where you are allowed to smoke?

Again tights will make your legs more attractive - maybe help you pick someone up - more on that later.  More boringly tights provide extra warmth on leaving the club.  I recommend sandals to prevent your nylon feet getting to sweaty or just slip your shoes off.  After the cost of getting in, the cost of a new pair of tights, or even a new pair of shoes is nothing.

3. Have mates round to watch DVD - a girlie night in

Not interested in the DVD - enjoying each others nyloned legs

Playing it cool after the first sensual brush of nylon against nylon  

Tights not needed.  On the other hand you don't want your girlfriends to think you are a slob - tights must be better than ms-matched socks!  If the movie is no good you could always enjoy each others legs.

Having a good time girls?

4. Have your best mate round

Sure you don't have to dress up or wear tights for a night in and a gossip.  But you want to show her that you are a sexier bitch than she is - wouldn't want her bad mouthing you to the other girls.

5. Go to you mum's / sister's / misc. family

Not the ideal.  But mum will expect you to make an effort, so time to squeeze into skirt and tights.

6. Stop at home - as Nicky no mates

Finding web porn to get off on

Dancing alone to you iPod is just sad

Dressing up  and wearing tights and a nice pair of shoes or boots are even more important if are alone on New Year's Eve.  Yes you will be ready for that last minute party invite.  But even if it doesn't come you can still take pride in yourself.  Who knows that sensual nylon may put you in the mood of all sorts of fun for one? 

So far I have talked about where to spend New Year's Eve and who to spend it with.  But what could you do......?

1. Dance the night away

Posh party - guys in ties - yummy

What a great way to show your body off!  And a great way to get fit too.  You might pick up the habit of regular clubbing.  Wear tights to show your legs to best effect.  Sheer (low denier) tights to prevent your legs from over-heating.

If your feet are hurting after all that jiving - kick your lovely heels off and dance in your stocking (or should I say tights?) feet.  The tights on your feet will give less friction that bare feet and allow you to do smoother dance moves.  The tights will also keep your feet clean.  Of course its easier to kick your shoes off at home than in a club.  What if someone steals your heels?  If you dance stocking foot in a group you could keep all your heels together.  Or you could find a tame stocking foot loving pervert to keep an eye on your shoes, he'll do it for the joy watching your stocking feet.  (Mind he doesn't get too excited and nip off to the gents for a quick wank leaving your shoes unguarded or isn't really a shoe perv just waiting to steal your heels to wear at home).

Safety in stocking feet numbers

Show those toes

One final thing about the choice of tights for stocking foot dancing, if you are going for sheer tights pick those with reinforced toes as they will last longer without going into ugly holes with your toes peeping out.

Going stocking foot even if no one else is!

2. Drink

Toasting the new year with a bottle at home

Of course you don't have to wear a pair of tights to have a drink.  But they may help if you are getting rat arsed.  (See later)

Aren't you girls a little young? Oh well better to learn about alcohol early to make sure you can drink irresponsibly in later life.

Dancing and drinking sensibly, pretty ordinary activities really.  How about something new and outrageous for new year's eve?  Here are some suggestions.

1. Table dance

This will certainly get people's attention and may even get the attention of a man to shag your brains out in the new year.  Probably safer done in stocking feet.

Last girl on the table gets a shag

My money is on the girl in the middle, well she's in the middle and doesn't have heels to twist her ankle in.  The others will probably be on the floor soon with twisted and broken things - at least the alcohol will numb the pain.  On the other hand those semi-pointy heeled peep toe sandals might skewer her black nyloned feet - if only the girl on the right can move round.

2. Kiss a girl

Go on get those tongues together!

 Guys find this a turn on, so it might help you get that new year shag.  Or it might be the first step to your career as a muff diver.

Snogging a girl to get a guy?  Wear tights so they know you are not butch and they might have a chance.  Also keep the tights on if you see yourself as more of a lipstick lesbian.

3. Get picked up by a stranger

Not necessarily literally - is his head rubbing all the right places?

4. Get shagged by a stranger

The tights will bring out the shape of your legs while hiding any imperfections.  You can flash some tights top to get him going.  He'll have to work a bit harder to get into your knickers but some men like the challenge.

7. Bond with a stranger

(The tights just stop the cuffs rubbing).

After all those Shades of Grey this may appeal.  I would recommend another girl for your first bondage session.  A strange guy who is into bondage will have you cuffed one minute, strangled the next with your tights and then will be cooking your meat flap for breakfast.

6. Pass out at home

Fallen angel

Tights not really needed -just lots of alcohol.  But if you pee yourself they might mop up some of your golden shower and protect the carpet.

7. Pass out in the street

Not a good place for a snooze

Not recommended.  But if you must get slaughtered then pass out in the street wear some tights:

• They will keep you warm.
• ...stop passers by from seeing too much
• ....make you look less like a slut who doesn't give a shit
• .....discourage any passing guy who wants to blow his wad into your unconscious body.  He probably can't be arsed to struggle to get your tights off to access your cock pocket.
• ... make you look respectable when they take you to the morgue.