Lets wave the flag and say hurrah!

Since it is the Queen of England's Diamond Jubilee weekend I thought I had better show some Union Jack tights

I must say Union Jack tights do nothing for your legs, they really don't highlight their shape at all.  OK how about a Union Jack dress?

Like the black in the flag, that's my kind of non-colour.  Or how about a Union Jack skirt. (To all the men out there - I know you don't know the difference between a dress and a skirt).

Like the ladder - sign of a rebel, the copper obviously thinks so.  But IMHO wearing patriot stuff is a bit tacky- so you could just pose with the flag:

Well its no good, I can't do this flag waving bit, so lets end with the National Anthem

God save the queen

The fascist regime

They made you a moron

Potential H-bomb

God save the queen

She ain't no human being

There is no future

In England's dreaming 

Don't be told what you want
Don't be told what you need
There's no future, no future,
No future for you

God save the queen
We mean it man
We love our queen


God save the queen
'Cause tourists are money
And our figurehead
Is not what she seems

Oh God save history
God save your mad parade
Oh Lord God have mercy
All crimes are paid

When there's no future
How can there be sin
We're the flowers in the dustbin
We're the poison in your human machine
We're the future, your future

God save the queen
We mean it man
We love our queen
God saves

God save the queen
We mean it man
And there is no future
In England's dreaming

No future, no future,
No future for you
No future, no future,
No future for me

No future, no future,
No future for you
No future, no future
For you

Breaking news

The Sex Pistols' controversial song God Save the Queen -see above - has been released. There is a Facebook campaign to win it the number one spot. Buy it now!