Tuesday, 5 June 2012
More Diamond Jubilee Fun
So the Diamond Jubilee is finally over, another wet miserable bank holiday. The media is whingeing that the BBC didn't give our queen the right title. Bothered, do I look bothered. Well I'm no fan of the royals - for reasons I will explain later in the week if I can be arsed to do another post.
But I have found some flags that I can show - because they are on Jesse J. Here's the first pic:
But perhaps Union Jack lips are too subtle, how about these:
And for those guys who always wondered what Jess's toes are like.
But don't fall in love with her foot guys. Jessie is openly bisexual, and I suspect she prefers girls (who wouldn't). She had her first girl on girl experience at 17.
Sunday, 3 June 2012
Lets wave the flag and say hurrah!
Since it is the Queen of England's Diamond Jubilee weekend I thought I had better show some Union Jack tights
I must say Union Jack tights do nothing for your legs, they really don't highlight their shape at all. OK how about a Union Jack dress?
Like the black in the flag, that's my kind of non-colour. Or how about a Union Jack skirt. (To all the men out there - I know you don't know the difference between a dress and a skirt).
Like the ladder - sign of a rebel, the copper obviously thinks so. But IMHO wearing patriot stuff is a bit tacky- so you could just pose with the flag:
Well its no good, I can't do this flag waving bit, so lets end with the National Anthem
Don't be told what you want
Don't be told what you need
There's no future, no future,
No future for you
God save the queen
We mean it man
We love our queen
God save the queen
'Cause tourists are money
And our figurehead
Is not what she seems
Oh God save history
God save your mad parade
Oh Lord God have mercy
All crimes are paid
When there's no future
How can there be sin
We're the flowers in the dustbin
We're the poison in your human machine
We're the future, your future
God save the queen
We mean it man
We love our queen
God saves
God save the queen
We mean it man
And there is no future
In England's dreaming
No future, no future,
No future for you
No future, no future,
No future for me
No future, no future,
No future for you
No future, no future
For you
Like the black in the flag, that's my kind of non-colour. Or how about a Union Jack skirt. (To all the men out there - I know you don't know the difference between a dress and a skirt).
Like the ladder - sign of a rebel, the copper obviously thinks so. But IMHO wearing patriot stuff is a bit tacky- so you could just pose with the flag:
God save the queen
The fascist regime
They made you a moron
Potential H-bomb
God save the queen
She ain't no human being
There is no future
In England's dreaming
Don't be told what you want
Don't be told what you need
There's no future, no future,
No future for you
God save the queen
We mean it man
We love our queen
God save the queen
'Cause tourists are money
And our figurehead
Is not what she seems
Oh God save history
God save your mad parade
Oh Lord God have mercy
All crimes are paid
When there's no future
How can there be sin
We're the flowers in the dustbin
We're the poison in your human machine
We're the future, your future
God save the queen
We mean it man
We love our queen
God saves
God save the queen
We mean it man
And there is no future
In England's dreaming
No future, no future,
No future for you
No future, no future,
No future for me
No future, no future,
No future for you
No future, no future
For you
Breaking news
The Sex Pistols' controversial song God Save the Queen -see above - has been released. There is a Facebook campaign to win it the number one spot. Buy it now!
