Should you go Gaga about fishnets?

Fishnet snog

A few days ago Lady Gaga was seen going for a Starbucks in stratospheric heels and fishnets. [I prefer Cafe Nero, Costa or even a jar of instant Nescafe myself - but that another story] And that reprobate Rihanna has been seen in fishnets.Tempting young boys to wank off at the sight of her sexy moves.  Or so the national parents association - or some such crap - says. Well they didn't say that exactly.  But I bet young boys are jacking off at the thought of Rhianna in her fishnets (and of their sisters in tan tights and shorts, and of girls at school in black opaques...)  And why shouldn't they?  Guys are hardwired for regular release.  Beat that meat boys.

Hell, I've got to be outrageous to keep my ADULT rating - admit it guys you like a big cock as much as us

Well should you follow their example (Lady Gaga and Rhianna not the young lads - although you can have a quick rub if you want) and wear fishnets?  Or are fishnets slutty rather than sexy?

The case for slutty
1. Sex Workers wear fishnets
2. Fishnets are only for the bedroom so slutty outside it

The case for sexy
1. They show you have confidence and this is always sexy
2. They show not a little flesh
3. They flatter your legs

So sexy even other girls will like them too

Classic fishnets

 4. They are only slutty if ripped

Hooker?

5. They are only slutty if the holes are big

Does a bigger hole make u a slut?

 6. They are only slutty if they are stockings not tights

Fishnet stocking

The verdict
Every girl has an inner slut.  Slutty is sexy.

Be a slut get a shag

Some of you may still be a bit nervous, so here is some advice for you weak soles.  If worried:
1. Don't wear fishnets with a short skirt.  Knee length skirts or even trousers (pants) for you.  With a skirt try boots so the only bit of fishnet visible is your knees.

Safe with boots or skirt too short?

 2. Don't do anything else sexy.  No tight tops to show off your tits, or red lip stick, or backless dresses.

3. Keep the holes small so that from a distance they can be mistaken for ordinary tights.

4. Go for plain black.  Don't try florescent pink and don't wear over sheer tans or black opaques

5. Be a fucking boring cow

NOT a boring fucking cow