Pantyhose Pervert Alert

Girls this is what a pantyhose pervert looks like

A 43-year-old Pennsylvania man was apparently making calls across the U.S., trying to get women involved in sexually explicit conversations about pantyhose.  Alan Swartz, 43 turned himself in on Tuesday.

Swartz, it is claimed, had been calling all over the United States for the past five years. Swartz placed random calls almost daily, sometimes exceeding four hundred (400) calls per day.  Police said they first became aware of the calls in October 2010 when local businesses reported them. Employees at the businesses said a man was calling multiple times, trying to talk about pantyhose.

Now I'm sure all you pantyhose pervs out there are saying "What an awful man".  But admit it - you'd like to talk to woman about pantyhose all day.  You are already glued to your computer searching for the latest leg covered in black nylon, or a cute pair of feet in tan tights.  You probably make women uncomfortable as you keep looking at their pantyhosed legs.  And if they are not wearing shoes you it won't be discrete looks, your eyes will be out on stalks!  I bet more than woman has called you a perv as you looked longingly at her stocking feet. And when you get home, you will be slipping under the duvet and beating your meat until you blow that slimy load - thinking of how you wish it were spurting onto the stocking feet of some poor young girl at work.

In the next life you will be reborn as a slug, only to be squashed under a high heeled sandal.  Or maybe Satan will stick red hot pokers up your arse in hell.

I know I shouldn't encourage you, but its too much fun:

 

OK one more

Now off you go to bed to play with your cock.  Just remember:

• No calls to strange ladies about pantyhose

• No looking at girls stocking feet.  (Just a very discrete peep if you must).

• No talking to girls in the street about the denier of their tights

• No rubbing yourself in public just because a girl with tan tights and open sandals has gone by.

Bad boy! No looking as she changes her shoes